Japanese Legend of Zelda live-action musical commericial (WMV file 8.8MB, via Amy)

Banana & Fried Shrimp animated musical short (Flash, via "Kee" )

Secret Service Questions Students  "The discussion was about the war in Iraq. That's when two students made comments about the President of the United States. While the exact wording is up for debate, the teacher didn't consider it mere criticism, but a direct threat and she called the Secret Service."  Gee, I feel safer. (via This Modern World)

Who served in the military?   Apparently a lot of Repubs didn't.  But I don't blame them, why should rich kids be sent to die when there's plenty of poor losers who need college money?

Tribute to Our Moms

Comic Pro  "A solution for the internets growing number of webcomic artists. A collection of PHP scripts that allow the artist to upload, remove, and edit automatic displaying and archiving of their comic strip while the viewer enjoys the benefits of a simple, automatic archiving system."

'A Chill Wind is Blowing in This Nation...'  Transcript of the speech given by actor Tim Robbins to the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., on April 15, 2003.  

Mindtrip First Voice, Thai version  Survive Bad Blood's Shari's foray in to the comic biz nets her a print interview.

Is this the best BLONDE JOKE ever?

Jesus of the Week  A different Lord and Savior, every week.

How do I swear in Arabic?  Make friends, you wise guys.

AncientMexico.com   The art, culture, and history of ancient mesoamerica

Hooray for Bollywood   My favorite racist, Billie Mata (a.k.a. The Cat Lady) loves Hindi movies!

Tuesday, May 13, 2003 .

Must watch MIX and MAX. (Flash)  Short and altogether SW33T!

Danny sends this very very hard (rigged?) Flash game.

How to Spot Atheists and Report Them to the FBI  "And outside of the demon-possessed folks at the mental hospital who fling their own excrement up your nose, Atheists are the worst kind of unsaved trash a decent Christian will ever have the displeasure of rebuking. Thankfully, there are not that many of them."

"I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-President George Bush
I don't know, I thought it was pretty "ball"zy of a politician to speak so honestly, eh?

 James, Brian, and Sid points out that if you view the source HTML in the previously linked http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/ , you find something that looks very interesting.  Web art?  Geek gag?  What is it?

Chinese couple name their baby son Saddam SARS

Astronomers using the Hubble Space Telescope's powerful new Advanced Camera for Surveys (ACS) have taken the deepest visible-light image ever made of the sky

An Open Letter to the U.S. Military  Congressional Medal of Honor recipient addresses U.S. forces in Iraq.

The Yomiuri Shimbun is accepting entries from both amateurs and professionals of all ages and nationalities for the 25th Yomiuri International Cartoon Contest.  The topic of this year's Theme Section is "healing."

Part 2 of the Online Chat Between Garza, McCloud, Demian5 and Farley

The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator

Danny Frost is the biggest homo DOUCHBAG on Earth!!

Soul Bath  Ad Banner themed web art

Chinese Advertising Art from the 1920's and 1930's.

Homopants.com  No I don't think he knows. (According to Asobi, the name of the site "homopants.com" represents that when an ape wears pants, he becomes a homo sapiens, or man.)  Still hella funny.

.Wednesday, May 14, 2003

FOB-MAN  Come, watch, and experience this new short film by fellow Korean Americans, who call themselves… wait for it… New True Talent!  "A non-profit Korean American production group based in Los Angeles. Our goal is to provide a supportive atmosphere for aspiring and professional actors and filmmakers. We strive to encourage artistic growth, experimentation, and professional experience, while keeping up standards of integrity. Ultimately, we aim to promote the presence and involvement of Korean Americans in the acting and film industries."  

Let's wish them luck so that more of the Vapid Soulless Media Bullshit Puppets Telling You Everything Is Great And Perfect So You Should Just Have A Coke™ And Shut The Fuck Up may have slanty oriental eyes.  Hu-zah!  Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.  Tip your waitress.

George Bush, TOP GUN (Flash 700KB)  Our Fearless Leader.

Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek  "Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean "  Strange… he doesn't mention the Klingons being Niggers…

Flying replicas of the Mehve gliders from Nausicaa.  See the v  (via ANN)

How the GOP struck gold with its permanent "war on terrorism"   "Demos are hoping that a collapsing economy will doom Bush like it did his father. But his dad didn't have Osama bin Laden in his corner."

Graham Alleges a 9/11 'Coverup'  Democratic Florida senator, running for the presidency, says intelligence failures are being kept secret, endangering Americans.
9/11 Panel Criticizes Secrecy on Saudi Links  &
Two senators discuss the 9/11 report examining the failure of intelligence agencies to prevent the terrorist attacks.

New dollar shows its colours The US has unveiled the first multicoloured dollar bill - a peach, green and blue $20

Fetus Dolls! "Preemie and micro-preemie baby dolls. Medically accurate, anatomically correct, life size, checked by parents and physicians for accuracy in size, detail and proportions."

The History of The Internet

Passive Tense Verbs Deployed Before Large Audience; Stories Remain Unclear
"Tense Standoff Between Troops And Iraqis Erupts In Bloodshed " or "U.S. troops fire on Iraqis, 13 reported dead."

Ya' like the Hot Photoshopped Blonde SARS or the Terrified Beyond Belief Brunette SARS?

Long Bets Accountible predictions.

The Painted Anvil  "The Best in Classic Pin-Up and Comicbook "Girly" art."  Mmmm… Super Boobies…

The Ultimate Magnum, P.I. Fan Fiction  <insert me laughing my ass off>  I wonder if there's Higgins slash… <more laugher>

Connected in Korea "When I say "high speed" I mean it. The connection is so fast that it makes the DSL and cable-modem lines in the U.S. feel slow."

Thinpak Conversion!  This might be good for Danny the douchebag loser who spends all his money on retarded DVDs…  d00d, u suXXors big time!

So did you watch FOB-MAN?

Thursday, May 15, 2003 .

Total Lunar Eclipse Tonight!!!!  (via Amy)

Low Brow  Random shuffled moments of truth and other significant revelations about life.

... on that small minority who take the strip too seriously  "To me, since my own enjoyment of doing the strip is paramount, reader feedback becomes rather irrelevant. When people E-mail me and ask for a strip with so and so in it, I ignore it. If I feel like doing a strip with so and so I’ll do it, no other reason will compel me."

BushStatue.org  Imagine a tribute to the liberator of Iraq, symbolizing democracy at its finest in the heart of Baghdad.

Beautycheck  "Information on a large research project on 'facial attractiveness' that has been carried out at the universities of Regensburg and Rostock in Germany."   

I Love Movies! review of  X-men2  "What’s the deal with that hot albino, Storm? I’d like to see if her carpet matches the drapes, but I bet there’s a nasty cold front in that region! And how hot is that Jean Grey? She has the special ability to move objects…out of my penis."

GIs authorized to fire on Iraq looters.  HA! Reminds me of home.  Koreans've been shooting looters in LA for decades…

Bill Gates stiffs six bucks coffee bill  Hey, who hasn't?

Kaena : the Prophecy  New French 3D CG flic.

Cows with Guns  (Flash) Man, they're animating all those old novolty songs, I remeber hearing this one from the Dr.Demento Show in the mid-90's.

The Matrix: Rejected  "When a bunch of middle aged studio executives try to play the "cool" card it instantly kills any cool inherent in whatever cool thing it is they're trying to mimic. Ladies and gentlemen, if it wasn't dead already I can assure you that "goth" has died tonight."  Heh, I'm seriously considering not downloading the movie now. 

Ok, I lied.  I'll download it, but ONLY so I can draw a parody strip.  See, I'm ALWAYS working for you ungrateful bastards! 

If you already saw it then try THE MATRIX PRELOADED.

Rainmaker  The newest Flash game from the most tastful elegant, Orisinal.com

Artist Paints Fake 'Low Flying Planes' Sign Near Ground Zero

Chicago's Parking Violation Scofflaw List shows each individual's last known address, the number of violations in final determination and the total amount of debt due.

Triumph the Dog NBC's Late Night show skit highlights.  It's great… for me to POOP on!

Friday, May 16, 2003 .

The WarProfiteers Card Deck exposes some of the real war criminals in the US’s endless War of Terror.

This real-time movie, which shows the most recent 48 hours of solar activity, is updated every hour if satellite communications permit. (via Amy)

Andy has worked on the mystery site http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/ and has found an Artist Statement of sort in hardcore l33t (??).  The verdict: It's web art.  Everybody thank Andy for going through what must be hundreds of seemingly blind links to the truth of the matter.

The Background & History of Alice In Wonderland  (via Asobi)

the world of YOSHIKO HORI, doll maker.

Fire..Cuffs and Guts  A Medical Examiner's photolog

George W. Bush's Resume "In defense of the attack on Iraq he said 'between Hussein and Bush, Hussein is the bad guy'.
My first response was ... So your guy is better than a third world dictator, Wow! what an accomplishment! Does he put that on his resume?"

Rock Paper Scissors Spock Lizard  Adding complexity to an old game. (via Boing^2)

Here's the chart from Henry Waxman's study, illustrating how the benefits of Bush's proposed dividend tax cut flow overwhelmingly to the wealthy. (via This Modern World)

Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl  "The first part asked students to translate easy Perl phrases into their standard English equivalent, and the second section required students to produce a simple MP3 player in Perl.  "I didn't know what the hell any of it  meant," said one Senior, "it had lots of slashes and periods and brackets. It was so confusing.  I'm feeling rather nauseous." (via MF) 

And/or God Creates Universe in Seven Days, Perl Gods Not Impressed.

"Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption."
-Keith Bostic

Jon Stewart Does The Math: White Collar Crime Does Pay

A museum director went on trial in Denmark on charges of cruelty to animals for an exhibit in which goldfish were liquidized in a blender to test visitors' sense of right and wrong.

Danny "El Loser" sent me a link to a 107MB Matrix parody.  Go see if it's any good, 'cause I sure don't care (107MB, ha!!).

Saturday, May 17, 2003 .

.Sunday 18, 2003