In
the meanwhile, check out this hella funny email I got from a fellow
"relation," of sort:
"What
the fuck Hyung Sun...? I'm checking out your website every
day now (as I already told you I would), and this shit is
seriously starting to concern me now... Kungfool was abstract,
granted, but rather innocuous, this new strip of yours is
alarming... a dude's mug where the pussy should be, faggot
admiration, jacking off to legal tender... man, WHAT THE FUCK??!!??
When you told me that the only reason for your existence was
to suck dick, I thought you were fucking kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really dig cock? Shit man, [cousin's name] will have
a nervous breakdown if she finds out... there's still hope though...
if you promise to change your ways, I'll do my best to hook
you up with females, I swear! I'll get you laid! Just don't
be a pillow-biter, please!!! The male asshole was designed
for things to come out from it, not for things to go inside
it! If I marry your cousin, we'd be related somehow!! Noooo!!!
Well, after this brief episode of paranoid hysteria, just
to tell you, your strips sure are getting bizarre lately...
what's the specific plot on this one? As to the references
to homo shit and sexual innuendo, well, I'm assuming
it serves as free therapy for you, due to the lack of palpable,
tangible vagina, as opposed to the porn mags you masturbate
to every hour. The only advice I could give you is... get
some real pussy. Soon. Before you flip out one day for good.
You're making some cash now, I hear Korean hookers on those
"datelines" (the ones you see in the back pages
of free Korean newspapers...) cost an average of $100/hour,
and some of my buddies who tried them claim they're pretty
young, pretty wild, and pretty fine too! Otherwise, one
day we're drawing guys' faces where the cunt should be, before
we know it, we're drawing methods to kill little kids using
a razor blade... creepy... release that tension Hyung Sun,
bust a nut INSIDE a hole, not in your hands!!! Before you
lose it!!" |
Ah, you
gotta love them Koreans!
(PS My cousin won't care, really.)
Anti-Sexy
Losers People in Keenspot I find cartoonists kvetching
at each other the height of hilarity. Kinda funny, but doesn't
nearly compare to the grand old flames wars of the Kurtz era.
For those
of you who have a difficult time understanding the language of
the pachuco, we have included the following glossary
of terms used by pachucos, or pachuquismos.
Bush
vs. Bush! (via "Dr Disreputable")
2,000
GB FireWire hard drive Lot's of MP3 there, man.
From
the highway to the skyway ‘Flying cars’
already exist, but you’ll probably never own one
One of
the best-known women of the interwar years—Betty
Crocker—never existed.
The
Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) is an international
organization dedicated to researching and re-creating pre-17th-century
European history. All persons interested in such study are invited
to use these pages to obtain information about the SCA.
Danish movie rebel [Lars von Trier, the kooky Indie Film
God] goes head to head with US
Top
Ten Conspiracy Theories of 2002
Lou Reed on the cover of Kung Fu magazine.
The real 'Saving Pte. Lynch' "'We were pretty frightened.
There were about 40 medical staff together in the x-ray department,'
said Dr. Anmar Uday, 24. 'Everyone expected the Americans to come
that day because the city had fallen. But we didn't expect them
to blast through the doors like a Hollywood movie.'
Dr. Mudhafer Raazk, 27, observed dryly that two cameramen and
a still photographer, also in uniform, accompanied the U.S. teams
into the hospital. Maybe this was a movie after all"
BARF
Strong cleaner, well-known in international markets
Monstrud!
A movie I will never see, but love the title.
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