Tuesday, July 15, 2003

"How to truly be happy in this old crazy world!" (Sound) Cheesy, but unfortunately true.

A Realistic Plan for World Peace  a.k.a Nuke the Moon.

The Real Winners A rogue's gallery of war profiteers "Even as bombs were raining down on Baghdad, a short list of private beneficiaries was being drawn up behind closed doors. As the invasion entered its final phase, the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and the Army Corps of Engineers (funded through the Pentagon) began doling out contracts. Citing security concerns and time constraints, they hand picked the companies that would be allowed to bid for the contracts (American firms only, thank you), and in some cases they awarded colossal sums with no bidding at all."

The Pirate's Keyboard  Argh!

Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it.

To some Iraqis, the Americans are heroes Give or take twenty years I'm sure they can be as "Wacky" as Japan! I-pop anyone?

Real Life: The Full Review "Volumes have already been written about real life, the most accessible and most widely accepted massively multiplayer online role-playing game to date. Featuring believable characters, plenty of lasting appeal, and a lot of challenge and variety, real life is absolutely recommendable to those who've grown weary of all the cookie-cutter games that have tried to emulate its popularity--or to just about anyone, really."

Color Schemer - Online Color Scheme Generator

WORKING WITH E-PRIME "E-Prime automatically eliminates the "is-dependent", over-defining of situations in which we confuse one aspect, or point of view, of an experience with a much more complex totality (see 7 and 12 for more details). This over-defining occurs chiefly in sentences using the "is of identity" (e.g. "John is a scientist") and the "is of predication" (e.g. "The leaf is green"), two of the main stumbling blocks to a non-Aristotelian approach. E-Prime can also enhance creativity in problem solving, by transforming premature judgment statements such as "There is no solution to this problem" into more strictly accurate versions such as "I don't see how to solve this problem (yet)"."

And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING.  (via Presurfer)

Insult generator "Too lazy to browse for a great insult? Well, we cater for all the mucus-eating, lobotomized psychiatric out-patients and rump-wrecked, Internet riff-raff who ramble into our Hall of Vitriol."

Brains hardwired to underestimate own strength "As well as qualifying the teary "she hit me harder" playground argument and explaining why we can't tickle ourselves, the discovery may provide insight into some self-delusional symptoms of schizophrenia."

Snarky Chinese Acrobats

"From the 1940s through the 1960s, every tourist trap had a rack of postcards. Every postcard rack displayed views of the local attractions and a selection of comic cards."

Write Your Own Mel Gibson Movie

The Ultimate Gay & Lesbian Cars

Digital Data Porn Only hard-core nerds need apply.

"Hi, I'm Keslin, welcome to Porn Haiku, the original home of haiku smut!"

The Absolute Bottom 50 Pickup Lines

Saturday, July 19, 2003

Saturnalia I'm sure I saw this comic before, haven't I? Have you?

The Morning Improv - Scott McCloud's daily panels.

Blue Zombie  Elf?  That's not the zombie, is it? I thought the littlwe girl was the zombie...

Andrew's got his Batman Remix mixed.

Cascade Failure  "When you can see the Death Omen Star!"  The hell does that mean?

the golden age: uncensored  Silly old comic strip fun.

Smanatha writes, "Three sites of much animation fun and mirth by Amy Winfrey: www.muffinfilms.com , www.big-bunny.com , and www.makingfriends.com.
All quite good and quite useful for being unproductive."

Kee thinks BATTLEWANG quite keen. "CLICK HERE to create your own cock! It's free! It doesn't take long! You'll love it!" 

Jason enjoys Celebrity Skin Problems! "As a dermatologist and a film buff, I've found a series of skin conditions featured in movies."

Matthew finds, Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'  "Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers sugges"

Mary points out, OBJECTIVE: Creation Education, , a site about bible-thumper who just won't have any moneky business involving evolution, though I read it's actually a clever hoax poking fun at them.  But appearenlty they actually do have Fundy "Science" Fairs too... I'm confused.

Super 3D Anime Giant Robots in Super 3D!

Tae Kwon V!  Tae Kwon V.

Fight Club: The Return of Hobbes  Hobbes is reborn as Tyler to save "Jack" (a grown-up Calvin) from the slough of un-comic despair.

The Europeans "A touching homage to the continental coming-of-age film. Come, hear our ecstatic cries. We beg you."

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The Americans  A touching response and homage to the American coming-of-age film. Teenage virginity is a heavy burden. Please help.

"People often ask about the famous line in the Bible, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)  Here are the facts"

All About My Vagina  All about her vagina.

Moobs or Boobs?  Man-boobs or real boobs? (NSFW)

Battleships - General Quarters  (Flash Game) "You've sank my battleship!"

CTRL+A Images  "If you are on a PC running Internet Explorer, you can see the hidden pictures.  Just highlight the pictures with your mouse or hit CTRL+a (performs a "select all").  Normally, that just makes an image look tinted, but these images are different."

World Ramen.net "If you are a "Real" Ramen lover, you've reached the right place! I hope you enjoy this site as much as I enjoy Ramen!"  AKA, You're poor and can't cook.

The Dodge Tomahawk Motorcycle Concept Looks like a cross between the Tron bike and the robot "No. 5" (last on the list).

"Ain't no sight better then a well dressed Nigga with a Katana" or "Wesly Snipes is my bitch"

Rude words "As broadcasters are accused of promoting swearing on television, read our very polite guide to profanity on the net."

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