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1. Glendale High Manga Club
[School comedy, slice of life, parody]
In a California high school somewhere,
Maggie, an overachieving snob needs to be the president
of a second club to for her college application. "A
Manga Club!" Kevin, her boy-toy flunky, a budding artist
shouts.
They get the only teacher they can, Hagan (Mr. Lee) a bitter
serious artist stuck working at the his old high school
back in his old town he vowed never to come back again.
Sharing the Art Room is Jo (Ms. Trout) a happy-go-lucky
Christian and wet hen, who's only vice is secretly drilling
small crosses on the school premises.
Joining the club are:
Willie - Maggie's jealous off and on boyfriend, more interested
in keeping an eye on her then art.
"Crackers" - Wille's pal, actual name is "Harrison
Potter," gets a lot of mileage out of the name and
the resemblance to the character from the ladies.
Alice - Sullen blonde, problems at home, and future "Art
School dyke" written all over her...
Sage - Wannabe ninja with a possibly criminal single mother
who keeps moving them from town to town.
Siriam - A very tall, stooped, totally withdrawn girl who
hardly talks and when she does, speaks in tiny pictures,
inside the word balloons where the text should be.
And "Maranwe" - a pale mysteriously girl with
huge outstretched Elf years, assumed to be fake, also assumed
to be on large quantity of both legal & illegal drugs.
Some more, some less. We follow their progress over the
months on their goal to print a year end group manga...
most of them quit before, it is high school after all.
(Think "Genshiken"
meets "Great Teacher Onizuka" with some "Heathers,"
that Winona Ryder movie, mixed in.
Structured around those "How to Draw Manga" guides,
each chapter thematically corresponds to a particular drawing
lesson and to a particular character's story. Like, if the
"lesson" is on perspective or shading, the content
of the story and the drawing will reflect the theme with
lots of different unual angles for perspective or take place
at night with plecty of deep shdows for shading, etc...
Humor emphasizing on the casual cruelty of teenagers and
well intending adults, not just nostalgia or manga cliches)
2. Kung Fool!
[Ensemble comedy, Martial Arts, Parody]
Chen, an illiterate illegal construction
worker, is cynically hired to front a local Kung Fu school
franchise (McDojos) by recommendation of its student instructor,
Jimmy, whom Chen use to teach some basic drills at the park.
Taught martial arts in the old fashioned beating-the-crap-out-of-you
method, he is unsure how to approach the eclectic mix of
children, women, the fat & lazy, and the overenthusiastic
few who've watched one too many Kung Fu movies.
If that wasn't enough, the Tae Kwon Do school (Grand Master
"Fee") across the mini-mall challenges his legitimacy
and of the school. The senior TKD guys, with their monomaniacal
emphasize on drills stand out like storm-troopers compare
to laid back day-care center that is the Kung Fu school.
Can he avoid broken bones and fractured wrists of an actual
fight, keep the peace and woo the frisky librarian May,
who, as well as being an excellent "angry Kung Fu chick"
is also teaching him English?
(Think Jacky Chen meets "Karate Kid" with a hint
of "Last Dragon," that early 80's "blacksploitation"
movie with the main character named "Bruce LeRoy.")
Shorter stories (one, two books at the most):
3. Knock Off!
[Romantic comedy]
Ezekial "Zeke" DeGroussi, perpetual
grad student and anime otaku takes a trip to Korea, the
cheap, "knock off" of Japan. At the airport he
crashes into Miriam Hollingsworth, an earnest student activist
who, though born in Korea, was adopted out of the country
to Virginia when she was but 7. She's back to her homeland
she hardly remembers, barely speaking the language, seeking
her birth mother.
In the scuffle, she loses her money purse, accuses Zeke
of theft. He finds the purse later, but stung by the accusation,
yet still intrigued by her, doesn't tell her, but uses the
money from her purse to "treat" a fellow traveller
down on her luck. She reluctantly accepts and the two wander
out of the Seoul megapolis and into the countryside through
the back-roads to the small fishing village her birth mother
returned to.
Can he win her over despite the his political, cultural
apathy?
What does she expect, hope to find after all these years?
How much bootleg DVDs can he stuff into his bag and what
will happen when her empty purse falls out of it in front
of her?
(Think "Megatokyo" meets "Before Sunrise,"
that Ethan Hawk movie, but... like, without the Lame.)
4. Zombie Love
[Horror, Black Humor]
Seemingly affable and geeky transfer
student Norman Appleby, who is in fact a serial killer,
meets mysterious uber goth chick Bella Hankiewicz just on
the night when the dead start to rise in their small mountain
town.
They hack their way through the undead, formulate a plan
to escape the town and their mundane lives, discuss school,
life and get to know one another. Norman likes her and she
seems to like him.
Will their budding relationship survive the zombies, peer
pressure, disapproving parents and his desire to strangle
her and do interesting things to her remains in the back
shed?
(Think "Napoleon Dynamite" meets "Shuan of
the Dead"... and all those serial killer movies. Visually,
the whole story takes place at night, hight contrast, dark
shadows, smudgy fingers, only pure white space will be the
word balloons... kinda like that manga "Blame.")
5. Apache Catgirls
[Crime, teen angst, sort of Yaoi]
In rural Pennsylvania, awkward
teen Michael Heisenbach shoots his abusive guardian and
runs off in his dead father's only legacy: A 1967 Chevy
Apache pick up. He accidentally rescues "Lori,"
young prostitute at a truck stop on I-99, who turns out
to be boy "turned out" by his mother.
Unnerved and homophobic as any teenage boy, he none the
less lets her stay, and together head West, at her suggestion,
from the band Everclear's song of the same name, to warm
and sunny Santa Monica:
"We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die "
Road trip across America as Autumn leaves fall and Winter
chases nipping away at the rusty chrome bumper, mostly bloodless
crime spree funds their road trip to the Pacific.
The title, Apache Catgirls, refer to a couple of catgirl
toy figures Lori hangs on the rearview mirror.
(Think "True Romance" or a hundred other road
movies meets "Sarah : A Novel" by JT LeRoy (fictionalized
story of his actual childhood spent as truck stop whore)
mixed with some Yaoi thingabobbins.)
6. Life Raft
[Sci-Fi, Romantic comedy]
The great deep space battleship Dominion
II's engines explode in silent fury.
Amid the panic, the last escape pod on level 56 is held
open by Harzed T'ngal, easygoing civilian contractor and
conscientious objector. Next to the hatch is the commanding
presence of Lieutenant Vinale Sh'nkloss.
It's a one man unit, meant for a one way hyper-space escape
to the homeworld, useless for two. They can't even fit within
with their balky pressure suits on. One final explosive
rumbling makes for great persuasion, and amid the smoke
they strip and squeeze in together.
As the tiny pod shoot out of the silently disintegrating
hulk, Harzed notices Lieutenant Sh'nkloss is a lot softer,
squishier then a man usually ought to be... The Lieutenant
is in fact a she, certainly a lot more haughty and distant
then a normal woman, as one would expect of a member of
one the Empire's prestigious military families. Downright
contemptuous of a coward like Harzed who wouldn't fight
to defend his homeworld!
Though the pod's engine, with enough material for life support
will last 500 years, hyperpace requires the body to be incased
in a personal suit, an inner pod within the shell. Unless
one of them dies or is killed, they have no choice but to
wait via the homing beacon. It's going to be a looooong
wait.
They have sex, clearing that out within the first week,
so they can devote the next ten years adrift in deep space
screaming, arguing, haranguing, and giving each other the
silent treatment— it's a normal relationship, after
all.
The last line:
"Wanna get married?"
"Emm... how 'bout we date first?"
(Think "Swept Away," that old Italian flic or
any "deserted island " stories meets early pulp
sci-fi stories.)
And finally:
7. Anarchy in the USA: Life and Times of Emma Goldman
[Historical, Biography]
Story of Emma Goldman, from her
childhood in the immigrant ghettos of 19th century New York,
thorough her awakening to the injustice, the plight of the
working poor and her torrid affairs with several men (okay,
they were intellectuals, but the books assure me they were
torrid) to become the premier social activist, anarchist,
and speaker for human rights of late 19 and early 20th century.
(Hey, you'll need something to sell to the Libraries, right?
It's educational! Good movie option, it's the next Erin
Brockovich! Well...)
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