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07-01-02 Hey, scroll down a bit and take the grossly unscientific poll. Let's see how many chicks are reading this comic. If there are indeed much more ladies then expected, there may be some changes made in the direction of the comic to reflect this, hint, hint. Hey, I got fanart! It's a lovely sketch of our Kung Fu couple by a guy who goes by Ace of Hearts. He's also got comic by the same name. Thank you very much, I don't get sent fanart, really. Not that I'm complaining, but today's and the one Ghastly did of Mi Sung, (that ain't exactly family friendly), are the only piece of fanart I've ever got. I think. Luc's Comics This is a super-duper find. Retired physicist Luc Leplae decided to write his memoirs in comic form. His style is naive, pure and straight to the point, the stories are damn interesting. It's like your grandpa drawing comics of his life! Look! Garfield when it was actually funny! Some choice selections early in Jim Davis's career, when he didn't suck so hard. (I've had this book since 5th grade, it's still the best one.) Zod on "The Pledge Of Allegiance" More pointless controversy? More fluff when there's actually important things going on? Not according to General Zod! KNEEL! Kneel before Zod! Girls With Guns So it's this guy's fetish, he like picture of girls with guns. Simple enough. I've drawn my share, to be sure. The subject matter is ubiquitous in media as much as it is improbable in real life. Sex and violence, Thantos and Eros, all in one "bang." It's a tempting shortcut. But alas, the execution can go oh so horribly wrong. Instant Slash Story Mad-lib meets Javascript pop-ups meets automated slash fic generator. (Lots of pop-ups, don't go unless you're ready to slash.) Jesus Sport Statues:
Comrade,
I am a rich fat American, looking for a Russian wife, how can I find
out more about these Slavic beauties? [Sarah's] Consonant Vowells Audio selections form my favorite This American Life performer. The Editing Room They cut out all the bullcrap in movies down to a page and a half worth of comedy (when it's funny). SatireSearch - Headline Satire - The Most Comprehensive Satire Headline Search Tool Freezing mountaineer saved by telemarketer So even the lowliest maggots have their uses, truly all thing on Heaven and Earth serve a purpose. Great is out Lord, Great is His plan, Amen. 07-09-02 hallo, my little bourgeois bunnies, hallo, hallo. Here is the unfinished strip I had planned before I changed my mind. No more ten panel action scenes for me. Gotta be funny. Gotta be on time. Original
Art Auction #1 "Badass" More Fanart. Go me! "Starline" sent this charming pic of Mi Sung wearing white jeans and purple shirt thingie. Visit her at Star*Line. Pat Kellly sent me this fanart, which indeed is, as he claimed, art done by a fan. Fan art. I could not not argue with that. Thank you Starline and Pat. Secret Diaries (of the Lord of the Rings) The honest and true account of the journeys as told by the Fellowship itself! Very very funny. I liked Sauron and Legolas's entries the best. There's also a comic strip for the Legolas diary. It's by Cassandra Claire, funny gal. Jhuger Rev. Jim Huber calls himself a Mystical Atheist. He also got quite a wit. An amusing and intriguing site that pokes fun at the all too religious zealots who worship a little too hard and think a little too light. I particularly enjoyed the parable of the Watchmaker. Buck Cake! Difference between men and women Super cool state of the art cutting edge computer. PROJECT GUTENBERG A huge archive of public domain works of literature, that's everything from 19th century on down. It's go t everything. 07-16-02 Hello readers of this comic, I'm Zeke (Hyung Jun), Hyung Sun's brother and I have some bad news. Hyung was hit by a bus last week chasing down an ice cream truck and have since passed on. He's dead. His final words were, "Love her, as I've loved her and they're will be joy." That fat fuck, I knew Hagan-daz would be the death of him... In other news... first strip in a week! Go me. Eunice
sent me this collage
thingy, it's very nice, thank you. I've also been bribed! It worked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, been busy with other junk. The jokes on me though, I won't get paid for another couple of months! Ha-Ha! Isn't life great! Isn't life grand! Isn't it wonderful? Isn't it fantabulous! I think so too. *kiss* Lets' try! Flash CG Some neat basic Flash tutorials. It's in Japanese, but the pictures alone will suffice, I think. Here's direct link to the pages: Basic drawing/coloring. Simple eyeblink animation. Line clean up and optimization. Complex Coloring. Detailing. It's from Teru's World, he draws a lot of nekkid women in Flash, just to let you know. The Cinderella Project "a text and image archive containing a dozen English versions of the fairy tale. The Cinderellas presented here represent some of the more common varieties of the tale from the English-speaking world in the eighteenth, nineteenth, and early twentieth centuries." Along with The Little Red Riding Hood Project and The Jack and the Beanstalk Project. Ghost Hunters Online Manga Online Manga featuring Ghost Hunters, right? Right... Tuesday Poetically minimal stick figure comic by David Scheirer. Fast Loader Page "kenbo666's Link-o-Rama," where you can have about a hundred webcomics pop-up at the click of a Javascript button! (Until your browser crashes.) The Kaycee Nicole (Swenson) FAQ "This document attempts to explain what is currently known about the Kaycee Nicole cancer Hoax and how the Metafilter.com community uncovered these facts." Chronicles one of the web's early cancer kid hoaxes Mc Dojo.com It's like a one of those Something Awful sites... kinda... but with an Martial Arts twist. Sorta. Harry Potter -- Satanic Godsend Mainstreaming Witchcraft Along with The True Danger of Your Child Reading Harry Potter Books, these concerns Christians™ seem to feel Harry Potter is a negative influence on the kids, as it were. Frankly, I feel the the HP books show a blatantly Christian bias, myself. The principle antagonists are all represented and or involved with snakes. The serpent, thought to be immortal for shedding it's skin, is considered holy and divine in all cultures around the world. From the world encompassing Midgard Serpent of Asgard to the Hindu Nagas that form the very existence of the world, to the Chinese dragon that represent the undifferentiated unity of being, to the Herme's Caduceus, of which modern medical science takes as it's emblem. It is Christianity's hostile Monotheism, it's childish belligerent arrogance in the face of such plurality that has made the serpent, and it's association with previous divinities, a creature to be feared and hated. Of course, they are cold blooded reptiles as opposed to cute/furry mammals and are pretty easy targets... but as the... CUTE KITTY!! Look, CUTE PUPPY!!! Animated Anime Gifs Paranoia CUTE GIFS!!! Oops, sorry. 07-19-02 Oh, and I'm also moving again. No, not websites, but my physical butt. Moving apartments. Will you see any difference? No, prolly not. There is a new poll, the old one broke down like this (scroll down a bit). Assuming about 53% of the ambidextrous are females we have, out of 1436 respondents, 39% women and 61% men. We'll round that out to 40/60. It's a nice split considering the overwhelming presence of dudes amongst the comics scene... What does this mean? ...em... I don't know. More pretty boys and relationships? Maybe pretty boys in ass-kicking relationships... I guess affiliate program with Stilesproject or Jlist is out. No more linking to site that are too weird. Like Amputee Russian Brides, for instance. John Spain sent me that link with the subject header, "They're cheaper if they're not in mint condition." Oh god... I know, I know... But you know what, Sveta (#1) is pretty hot, even without her... feet or... hand. God, I'm so going to hell. So the new poll's about your age, I'm pretty sure I've violated some law somewhere with something I did by letting minors see this site. I'm soooo going to get ass-raped in prison... Speaking of involuntary anal penetration, here's some comics: Heroes Adventures of two would be heroes... He quit the comic for a while, but sent me a mail, said he's working on it again. As if! Haven't read this in a while. Go see. Utopia Limited Changes formats a lot, same title though. Pander Dramatic comics don't fare well in the fast paced Internet scene. See what you're missing. Harry Potter Comic Book! Ok, it's just several pages adapted from Prisoner of Azkaban, the third book, but it's still kinda neat. American Elf: the (future site of ) Sketchbook Diaries of James Kochalka. Prolly the only comic I'd pay to read online. Spider-Man has made me GAY! Along with, Peanut Butter & Jelly Time! Ninja for Hire! But can they beat the shinobi-tastic taste of Ninja Burger!? Look, it's Kaneda's bike from "Akira." It's cool... I think. Or is it just lame? Damn these changing fashions! I can't tell what's hip, retro, or dumb anymore. Arguing
on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics... 07-29-02
Fighting
soldiers from the sky The cable dude came by and reconnected me to the wired world. ("A modem? That's another hundred bucks! ah, why bother, I'm just gonna use the ethernet port anyway... Sure, I'm sure!) It's good to be back. But dude, yeah, you, from Netherlands, IP address 213.46.2.151, using Opera on WinNT, there is NO need to check this site 41 times in 30 minutes. I'm glad you enjoy the comic, but if there's nothing new, come back tomorrow. Yes, we like you too. Check out these other fine comics on your left, they're also good and updates regularly, to boot. The Born Image, a Flash comic/cartoon site and The Nova Chronicles, a webcomic. Kevin Young and Tyler Woodcook respectively emailed me to say hi and stuff. (Given the fact that I link to anyone who asks me to, I'm actually surprised at how little mail I do get... I mean, you don't have to kiss my ass, you know... I don't care. Speaking of which, I haven't gone through the backlog and replied to any mail since... well past last month. I do try to reply all my email, so if you haven't gotten one, you'll get one months from now and wonder,"Who the hell is this from?") So couple of months ago, CarlosCM asked me if he could use my artwork for his incredimail (another thing-a-bob that needlessly puts pictures and sounds on your e-mail) backgrounds. So here is his page and his "H.S.Kim section." A bit embarrassing, as I don't particularly like my stuff either way, but still, it's very nice of him. Hmm... wasn't one of you doing a Kung Fool! Winamp skin? How to draw (non-bizzare) Breasts! A enlightening tutorial from Sequential Tart. Hello Kitty Psychoanalysis Questionnaire. Cheaper the a real therapist, and cuter, too. Behold the amazing Hysterical Liberal Magic Eight Ball! 'At the Movies' with Ebert and Rivers From Modern Humorist, it's a nice tet a tet with Roger Ebert’s reviews from the Chicago Sun-Times, set against Mark Rivers’ reviews on the Vanguard News Network, a white supremacist Web site. I've checked out the Vanguard News Network, and it's just a solid gold mine. Mark River's be one hilarious honkey! He tends to be a bit repetitious, always going on about the Jews and the Negroes and what not (well, he IS a racist...), but his review of "Iron Monkey"... well, you'll just have to read that one! I've also found the best review of "Lord of the Rings"... ever! It's a beautifully moving piece that made even a anarcho-socialist like me want to join the National Alliance, written by "The Cat Lady," who writes much more in depth and with intelligence sorely lacking is hate literature these days. I'm sure she's just some house frau with couple of cups short of a Tea set, but I personally imagine her to be the hot Aryan chick posed here next to Hitler. No, the blonde one. Yeah, that one. Mmm... White Women...! Now remember kids, Racism shown above is simply gauche and tres mal. Those naughty people will burn in ETERNAL HELL FIRE and DAMNATION when Black Jesus finally comes down and bitch slaps all you Whitey of the face of this Earth! Until then... uh... gimmie money... or something.. 07-30-02 Powers
of Ten From subatomic elementary particle to Galactic clusters,
just a short applet trip away. ICY HOT STUNTAZ Yo, yo, yo, check it, ya'll! The PHATEST beats, the DOPEST rhymes, iz ICY HOT STUNTAZ!!!
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08-01-02 ARGH! I'm going to be losing my @mac.com e-mail address! I only got them 'cause I figured they'd be permanent. I'll have to pay a hundred bucks a year to keep it. Fuckers, if it hadn't cost three grand, I'd lift down the E-Z to open G4 side panel and piss in it.... So
if anybody has some suggestions for other e-mail options, give me a
holler. Oh and Dave wanted me to link his comic, Pander again. You're pushing it, buddy, you're pushing it... He's also planning another one called, The other One. Dave, I'm sorry you got laid off again, but this is not the way to cope. I urged you to see a therapist about your "social interaction problems" didn't I? Wonderful and happy fun time puzzle game! Can you "find" what's "missing?" Make sure to "turn up" the volume, as it has "audio clues!" (yeah, yeah... I know. But there's a lot of people who haven't seen it, al'right? So just keep it shut.) YOU, white person, you get Chinese name, now! Very good. Better then dumb Japanese name. They only give you stupid pro-nounce-ation, you get real name here, with Chinese characters! Get now! In a kinda related note, Your Name In ASL (American Sign language) Fingerspelling. No, it's not a birdy. You are so— immature...! "What is your name?" in over 330 languages. There's also "Hello," "How are you?" "Good-bye," and "Do you speak English?" among simple phrases. BE HAPPY WITH YOUR LAST NAME Bomb squad Become An Ordained Minister in just 3 minutes It's free, legal, and fast! You may all address me as Revered Hyung Kim, from now. Admiral Ackbar: Our Last Hope? It's a trap! Harry Potter in Chinese, Japanese, and Vietnamese A multilingual guide to translated editions of the popular novels. What is that saying, "To translate is to betray."? (Hey, where's Korean?! Lazy bastard...) There's also Viola Owlfeather's Harry Potter Box, which chronicles the Harry's further adventures in the less exotic, but still quite interesting European languages. 08-04-02
Take The "Which
Big Trouble in Little China character are you?" Quiz. Uptight
honkey lovin' bitch... What she needs is some "Mellow Yellow," you know what I'm saying... ... ... Oh, and Megatokyo's coming out with a book, finally. And it's to be published by Iron Cat Studio, one of the more tinier manga (re) publishers. They would've made much more money, or rather kept more of it had they self published it like Penny Arcade, but I guess they wanted the distribution and more importantly, the legitimatization a "real" publisher would bring them. Can't really blame them either... I don't even know how a company like Iron Cat stays in business, let alone afford the licenses for their properties... Even their porno books are consistently on the bottom, barely making it in monthly 300 lists... (scroll down, way down) Usually these little company's are held up by some rich guy as a hobby who don't mind losing several grand on a monthly basis. But if the tens of thousands of MT fans buy the book, as they probably well, it could be the biggest selling domestic manga ever! (I do not include the "Mangaverse" travesty currently being committed by Ben Dunn/Marvel, as they both suck, badly.) It should make a killing for Iron Cat and might sell enough for even Piro to see a decent check. Maybe. I've drawn enough stuff for a book! Damn, my web oriented design! Maybe I should've drawn it it the vertical format... Nah, fuck it. Oh,
and you know who else has Yellow Fever? Harry Potter. ASCII-O-Matic Computer generated ASCII art. Cool. SEE Star Wars: Episode III trailer! (in Lego brick form) The funny thing is, the trailer kinda sucks, but it sucks in the exact way Lucas sucks. It's actually amazing... From Brick Films, an archive of stop-motion movies using Legos™ You know that Chinese curse, "May You Live in Interesting Times"? Well it's bullshit. Much like the fortune cookie, it's a Western invention. The Cat Lady, my White Nationalist Internet honeybunny, has done it again. She's written another fab review (from a "White" point of view) of M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs." The verdict: Thumbs Up! "'Signs' is the best movie I have seen since 'The Lord of the Rings.' I urge every White Nationalist to see it." Can't argue with that. Bob the Angry Flower loves Shao-lin Soccer! 08-12-02 ATTENTION effective immediately, Kung Fool! will no longer be a webcomic, but one of those infotainment link sites like Fark or Memepool. Nothing but stupid links to suck away all your valuable time, time needed to draw comics, for instance. So from now on, this half-assed chore of upchucking a comic now and then will be replaced with a more efficient searching for amusing links of dubious merit. So decrees His Divine Majesty Hyung de Firste. Am I joking? Meh... Everybody
went to the Comic-con without
me! Wah!!! Zarabadoo has started a comic of his own, where's the Winamp skin, punk? John Spain sent me this piece of fanart, it's apparently a commentary on my intent to use copy and paste art for future filler strips... He's also 3D animator, he's got some gnarly stuff on his site. Kungfool T-shirt Ideas wanted! Already have couple of good ones, a Street Fighter parody and "Official Crew" Tees worn by the fictional TV production crew. Web Ad Blocking Under Linux/Unix, BeOS, MacOS and Windows Increased Speed! Enhanced Privacy! The site's a bit old... someone try this and tell me if it works. From @man We Come In Peace A beautiful moving anecdote about NASA and a Navajo sheep herder. "The Historic American Sheet Music Project provides access to digital images of 3042 pieces of sheet music published in America between 1850 and 1920." I dig that. It's history, kids! All the way even before RIAA started to violate musicians up where the sun don't shine. HOW TO GET BABES -- A GUIDE FOR GEEKS I Hate Hentai: Part 1 Lago elaborates on the wrong Cowboy Bebop character to drool about and why otaku are fucked up. Caution: Contains images no one should ever ever see anywhere. From Ecchi Attack!, a Seanbaby-easque riff on fanboys/girls and their... "erotic" obsessions with cartoons from the other side of the planet. The DEATH CLOCK Are you prepared for eternity? Find out how long you have left to live. But maybe you're not prepared, maybe you need help, help from a trained counselor, someone like... Sigmund Freud, the Action Figure! Tom Cruise is NOT GAY! Not gay, damn you! 08-19-02 I'll get the comic out a bit later today. Remember, my heart WILL go on. And to L. Wright; Dear Mr. Wright, Fanart of googly sweet Mi Sung, courtesy of (tl)^2. Everybody thank (tl)^2. "Thank you (tl)^2." (I think that means, "True Love," the name of his comic. But I'm not sure... kids these days...) Rabid Monkeys Shari and Fred's new webcomic! Finn Shari's new printed (in Thailand) comic. Ultra Violence Tomoyo42's Room Very violent, very crude, very disgusting, very funny Card Captor Sakura fan comic. (Looks like it's based on the dojinshi, rather then the TV show...) Wildly Popular Online Comic Satire of the webcomics scene by Big Big Truck. It brings up the good question, how can you make fun of a genre that is as amateurishly self-referential as webcomics...? Fool's Gold Honestly, I don't know what this comic is about. I've been told to link it, and I obey. Here's the summery: "Meet Kentilly d'Krentap. He's a royal, rich boy on a search for himself and the ultimate treasure. The problem is, he's not the sharpest arrow in the quiver. Meet Syl Trent. Ordered by the king to accompany the royal as he was set loose upon the land, she's there to fix the problems he causes. During their travels they will discover themselves and a secret that will amaze them all. Of course they won't let that stop them from getting their treasure. Syl sure has her work cut out for her. Life in the Kingdom of Landaria will never be the same when Kent's done with it!" YumPop Ditto this one Poison Wind Ditto duex. Dykes on Dykes How can you make a comic solely about lesbian sex unappealing to guys? Have an actual lesbian draw one, of course. Comic Tragedy: Iron Man Rape Comic There's really nothing to say about this one... Politics: Can't We All Just Shut the Fuck Up? An op-ed piece from Kuro5hin about the futility of arguing over certain well worn topics... Ecchi Attack! Ah, too much good shit in this site... just check out the articles. Sick Sad World: Dungeons and Dragons The Chick tract denouncing D&D on the left, the geek tract denouncing the comic on the right. I'm having trouble deciding which is worse, the people calling D&D an occult tool of Satan, or people who ACTUALLY play D&D. But that is the best drawn Chicktract I've seen in years, though. Keenspot Opens offline Retail Store Only live a 20 minute drive away, I should go check it out, if only to see if Chris Crosby lives upstairs. Real Hamster: The World's Finest Love Hamster Can't afford a Real Doll? Why not try these furry alternative? Giant squid could represent a new species You know, the pic of this monster squid makes me drool... Umm... squid... So delicious, so tasty... imagine 550lb. Of squid... that's a lot of sur-anju. Of course, it would be just another strip idea for Ghastly. Food Porn Oh, baby! Catholics reject evangelization of Jews After nearly two thousand years of beating the shit out of them, the Vatican decide to leave the Jews alone. Baptist (i.e. Protestants) respond,"Up your's, you Papist bastards, everybody will submit to the Lord, even Christkillers!" (Not actual quote.) Vector Kid The coolest Flash tutorial site I've seen! It focuses on Photorealism and like most cool things, I'm not sure how useful it is, but damn it, it's cool. Toki Doki Another cool Flash site. Great graphics. AA - Anti Anime, the PAGE! Reads like a ex-cult member denouncing his former comrades. He's just lucky Otaku aren't like Scientologist, otherwise, he'd be in deep shit. Icky Pixie So she makes these weird looking dolls of fantasy/anime characters, I was gonna goof on her, but the sheers volume of her work is indeed impressing. Check out Saruman the White, Cloud from FF7, and Faye Valentine. (I think Faye looks a bit Jewish myself...) Cosplay Hell - KICKFAG I wish I was mature enough not to laugh at this. But no, I still find it hilarious. I am, I mean... Wa-ta-shi wa su-goi Sam-ur-ai! I love Nippon, Dai-su-ki! and... I was gonna make a tentacle porn joke for this one, but... nah. Let it be. Oh God, dear Jesus, no. Make them stop! Shoot me now! No!!!!! They're from Risingsun.net, one of those cosplay photo sites. Of course, us non-Europeans have been forced to "cosplay" as white people for the last hundred years, if you think about it... Oh sure, I make fun. It is simply irresistible, but really, I commend these adventurous (if not shameless) folk. Like Trekkies and other Geekdoms before, they've taken what is the most useless, most vacant, most pathetic, and most popular past time in the "developed" world, sitting on our ever increasing asses and starting at a TV screen being passively "entertained," in to an activity that commands their creativity, imagination, and most importantly, provides an excuse, a context to BE with your fellow tribe. Not bob9800, not Bob the next cubicle down with the funky hair, but Robert O'Conner, the HUMAN BEING. And that goes for fanart, fanfiction, fan... anything. Sure, I would prefer something a bit more original, but there in lies the beauty of it. You're taking those copyrighted mass processed shit meant to de-evolve you, to rob your wallets, to calcify your minds, and subverting them to your needs. Sure, you can hardly call Harry Potter® slash fics revolutionary, but it certainly pisses off the right people, and that can't be all bad. Art is context. Make with it what you will. Duchamp had a piss-pot, we have anime. It's not about the product, it about the process. You the, audience, you, the yokel, you, the fucking sheep, doing something. It most certainly won't be pretty, but you can not, you must not be afraid to get your hands dirty. Even the worse Keenspace® strip is INFINITELY better then the biggest supergeek connoisseur. I have more respect for anybody who does the work, and is serious about it, then the thousands of bitchy complaining assholes, all those cowards who've never dared to touch a pencil. Those spineless losers, so content with their Happy Meals™. Fuck them. Fuck the naysayers. Next time someone says, "You suck," tell'em Hyung told you to give the best little birdy you've got, and tell'em to "FUCK OFF! I'm working here!" Just do something, anything! Don't be fucking CONSUMER, shoveling down what ever the hell they want you to stick down your throat! Don't just sit on your ASSES all day as they STRIP down your SOUL, layer by precious layer! Don't be a PASSIVE receptacle, you are not a trash can, you are not a toilet bowl, you DO NOT have to take their SHIT. If it takes Anime, fine. If it takes Eminem, fine, if it takes... I don't know, Back FUCKING Street Boys, fine, DO IT. JUST DO IT! Even if those very words have become a corporate tool, to hypnotize, bully and trick you into wasting hundreds of dollars on pointless running shoes for a sessile culture, even as they exploit millions in overworked, underpaid, NIGHTMARISH conditions, just do something. LIVE your life. WRITE your novel, DRAW your pictures, SING your songs, MAKE your movies, CHANGE the world. LIVE your FUCKING dreams!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *Jumps off the cliff, diving in to canyon holding a soda can.* *Freeze frame on screaming face, "Do the DEW™" splashed in neon green underneath, fade out guitar riff* Is it in you?
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(You're still gonna look like a douche bag, though. Total douche.)
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08-22-02 Hey kids, how you doin'? Good, good. I'm glad you made it to the swim team, I'm very proud of you, sweetie. Oh yeah, your kick's getting mighty fierce! You'll be beating Jacky Chan any time now! Now seriously guys, I know I haven't been able to spend as mush time as I want to with you all. No, no, no. Your mommy and I still love each other. It's just that... we're not "in love" together. No, I'm sure what that means either. See, I'll be moving out of here and... no, no, you'll still see me, really. I swear. Yes, I swear. I'll be here for you. Just not with you all the time... No, no don't cry baby, don't cry... Daddy's not leaving. Ok, he is, but you'll still see me. I've got this new apartment in the city, remember when we all went to see the, "Nutcracker?" Yeah, well, no, I don't live there. That place was a dump honey, I live in a much nicer neighborhood. Yes, everybody speaks English, too! See, from now on you'll see me on the weekends and remember Sarah? Yes, she's very pretty, thank you. Much prettier then mommy, but don't say that in front of her. Well, we're all gonna have fun together, every weekend! We'll go to the parks... the museums... ah, and the big toy store downtown, you'll have a gay ol' time! Yes, I know what that word means, it use to mean something else... but we'll take you anywhere you want! It'll be great! OK? C'mon guys, give me a smile! I'm not gonna leave without a smile. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? That's right, that's great. Thank you baby, and don't you forget it. Ok, good-bye hug? That's my gal! No hug? That's ok, champ, you'll need to be the man of the house now. Ok, I'll see you guys next week, ok? Now listen to your mother. Ok? Ok. I'll see you later. ISOMETRIC I hereby declare this the most brilliant comic... ever! (Okay, it's not that good, but it' pretty damn good.) Existential MS Paint fun. EDZ COMIX Photo-comic, there's only three strips, but I like 'em. They is making me laugh. Should do some more, in fact, all of you thinking of doing a webcomic might think about photo-comics. Most of 'em tend to be about just friends hanging out in front of the computer anyway, why not cut out the middle man and go straight to the point? toastyfrog psi - ignorant white guy chronicles You, white boy! Yes, you. I know what you want... you want to spend X-mas in Japan with a geeky Ja-Panese girlfriend and play Mega-man together! Don't lie, you do! (A holiday travelog of sort from Toasty Frog.) The Chickenhawk Database No, not a gay porn site, but a listing of the current warmongers in the cabinet and THEIR war time service records. The verdict: These cowards who fled like the wind when their country needed them now want to send in "our boys" to Iraq to die and kill without a clear threat or provocation. And you wonder why everybody hates us... Mall Ninja Trevor-san say, "Humor, Mall Security parody, and a webcomic that is finally starting to shape up in it's 15th episode...Yes it's drawn in MS Paint. At least it's not a Sprite comic, right? Besides, we have decided to stretch the other limits of what MS Paint can do with this one." Crazed Fan Fiction: Drew Carey Show slash?!?! The world will now end in five seconds, thank you for your stay. The Onion | Gay Man, Unattractive Woman Form Tight Bond Hmm... faghags... they remind me of someone... you know what, I need a lezbo best friend, someone I can watch the ballgame and belch with, but with a certain feminine "Je ne sais quoi," so I don't feel like a complete slob all the time... Bubba
World Philip writes,"I live in Oklahoma. Hell would probably
be Texas. This is my avatar. There are many like it but this one is mine. My avatar is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my avatar is useless. Without my avatar I am useless. Before God I swear this creed: my avatar and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. 8-26-02 It's the most wonderful time of the year! Ding- dong, Ding-dong... Tony Millionaire! Show me the Maakies! Award winning cartoonist who don't suck. (ROFLOL!!) Die, Anime Girl Funny dead on skewering of anime subculture. She's my new Internet crush, only 23 years old, but married w/kids, alas.. (From Rapscallion) Old Webcartoonists Home From Mermbut Comics. Bueno the Bear Yaayyyy for comics!!! Tribbel.nl .nl? Isn't that the registry for... Nigeria? Ah, wait... Netherlands! Yes, the low countries. Hey you Dutch dudes, I don't think you'll have to worry right now, but in the coming decades... it may be time to think about moving up to higher ground. Oh, Tribbel.nl is a comic strip, btw. Fernand Smeets sends his love, as do I. Scary Picture Thing for Total Pussies No. 388, from 665. Powerpuff@Japanese Every possible permutation, every possible parody of Powerpuff Girls ever drawn... I like Powerpuff Lain, myself. Final Fantasy VII for Atari 2600 You know how much of a geek I am? I "get" this one, yet I've never even played FF7!
8-30-02 Bro - Hey, I saw your site yesterday..."Happy Halloween." Heh. Moi - Um. Bro - I was going to post something on the FORUM, but... Moi - But...? Bro - Who writes those things? Moi - I assume they're college kids. There's only about 5 of them... Bro - You assume...? Moi - High school, maybe. Late teens. Bro - ... Me make Flash tutorial, kinda... So this kid keeps pestering me for Flash advice, how to color with it and such... After a while I told him to send me his .FLA file he was working on and I'd do my voodoo on it and send it back. So if you've got Flash installed, check out the zipped .FLA file showing how to import a bitmap pic, tracing it as vector art and coloring it in the basic cel-shadng manner. (~280kb, Right-click to save) Kinda rough, but I'll do one later on with lot's of detail using html, so everyone can see the "fun." The challenge: To create a 24-page comic, from conception to completion, in just 24 hours. "24 Hours @ Ninth Art took place from midday on August 24th to midday on August 25th. What follows is the complete log of Ninth Art's 24-hour comic creation challenge, ordered from start to finish." (24hour comic created by Scott McCloud) What kind of Asian (American) are you? Me, well, if I had a decent income and some new friends, I might qualify for "Fobulous," but I'll settle for something in between "Fob" and "Asian-American." Transcript Of President Bush's Crawford Summit With Saudi Arabian Ambassador Prince Bandar Bin Sultan I mean, really... From Whitehouse.org Looky, looky, it's Monty Python fan art! And an entire site, Michael Palin Illustration Gallery. Good score, dudes. Praised be his name, our Lord and Savior Rice Boy Page You've seen them, the Rice Boys and their Rice Rockets. Heh heh... Type R... heh heh... Ayamani
Rei Butt-floss Breakdance! Eh... no comment. (From Cody's
Coop, a scale model builder site.) Also related, Josh Lesnick's SILLY EVANGELION and IanComix's Eva: The Sitcom. |
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9-03-02 So I should have a little more time this month, I should be getting back on schedule... Planing some tutorials as well, "adding value" to the site and what not. Of course, in return, I'll also start begging like a street bum with DT, or a crack whore, or even [shudder] a presidential candidate. We'll see how it goes... BoA Mi Sung Fanart Ben Langpap sends this one, said he was inspired by BoA, K-pop/J-pop singer,. Muchas Gracias. (Doesn't look very cheerful, does she @_@) He also makes ultra cute wallpapers, go see. Azumanga Diaoh Hey, hey, hey it's a funny 4-panel gag comic! The awkward translations add to the fun. Here are some zips of additional stuff on an another site. Azumanga Daioh Weekly Introduction Another one here (linked directly, cause frames suck™) From AnimeObserver, some college dude, puts up translation of magazine articles and such. James Kochalka Superstar Indy comic diva James, "American Elf," Kochalka is also a rock star, no make that a Rock God. Me like "Monkey vs. Robot" and "Bad Astronaut." Me say,"It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it!" Banzai Girl Ever wonder what would happen if you took the average vanity webcomic and hired pros to illustrate it? Well, wonder no more. An Apology To Our US Readers "It has been brought to our attention that several of our readers have taken offence to anti-social.co.uk's regular taking the piss out of the US of A. Far be it for us to score a cheap laugh wounding the pride of such a great and powerful nation and it's citizenry, oh no." Ah, the fine British wit... PHOON! Do you phoon? Where do you phoon? And why hasn't Weird Al done a song about it? So Lame®, it's Cool™. Classic Roll Lables I need some address labels. That's about it. (I like the gold ones, I think I'll use to label the CD collection of this comic, if it ever comes to that.) Violently's Kanji/Chinese tattoo guide for kinks You know, 'cause we'd hate to spot grammatical errors during an intense SM/BD session. I hate that when that happens. From Violently's Web. Kerry's Kostume Komic Photocomic meets super heroine mask fetish. This be some weird weird shit, homes... I ain't shittin' you. 9-05-02 Boo! Blue Zombie A new webcomic about a cute little girl who's also a man-eating zombie and a bunch of other people. I link to anyone who asks me, and it's a bit of a crap shoot, but I was pleasantly surprised with this one —it's quite easy on the eyes. Disputed Territories It be Satire, shh! Don't tell anyone! Feel stressed? Why not POKE the BUNNY? PUNK KITTENS!! It's why God made Flash. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Anybody remember Nintendo Power? There was a Link comic serialized in it, apparently. A Brief Movie Review: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within #221 of 665. 40ozcomics.com-The Official Jim Mahfood Site He's best known for his work on the Clerks animation. Nikki S. Lee An artist working hard on the perfect makeover. UNBELIEVER'S KOREAN TO ENGLISH SLANG DICTIONARY You'll need at least to read Korean for this one, but hey, who said life was fair? And now, 58 pick up lines: You
must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. And
last, but not least:
9-08-02 Monkey
play in the Jungle, Monkey
mate in the Jungle, Here's couple of more simple Flash tutorials from me by reader request. A nice pretty one concerning coloring methods in Flash (~380kb, zipped) and a half-assed one about line strokes/gradients (~100kb, zipped). Right-click to save. Ben Langpap sends another fanart, Mi Sung: Rock Star! Hmm... I think he wants to borrow money form me and is trying to butter me up... won't work! Scary Go Round Bobbins is dead, long live Scary Go Round! Blue Zombie I thought I killed this sonavabitch, but what d' ya know, befitting its title, the comic came back... So You Want To Be A Pixel Artist? Now this is cool- a tutorial about 2D game graphics, covers everything from backgrounds to sprite creation and animation! POKE the PENGUIN! deja vu... Eric Conveys an Emotion Remember Eric? He's still there, right where you left off. He's got some more emotions to show off... Pursuant to this thread from the FORUM, you think they'd would pay to see lesbo action between May (w/ hair) and Mi Sung? Swedish call for all-day porn Yey! (Actually, this has been a on going topic amongst the rich countries of the "developed" world. Birth rates are plummeting for the fat well-to-do, and the piss-poor (AKA, darkies) are breeding like crazy! In several decades, white Europeans will be the minorities in their own countries. Same in US, but not a lot of people give a shit. France runs advertisements encouraging people to have more kids!)
9-12-02 Another [beautiful] Mi Sung Fanart form Ben Langpap. I think Mi Sung finally has a stalker! Forbidden thoughts about 9/11 Absolutely the most interesting article I've read about whole one year after events. Profiles the not so dignifying, but just as honest responses to the Twin Tower's destruction. My forbidden thought? Through my fanart used as donation gifts, Penny Arcade linked to me on Monday. 4000+ visits! Then Tuesday morning, Kaboom! PA shut down for the rest of the week... Damn you Osama! Ghost Cat Seems like a nice pleasant comic strip. Won't you check it out? Bent Comics Oh, you like comics? You read that Anime/Gamer shit and you think you think you know comics? Your mommy bought you some issues of Spider-Man™ to go with your Underoos® and you think you know comics? Fuck you, you little punk! Leisure Town Just in case you weren't completely cynical yet. [Wacky© Japanese®]™ Boob Scarves Over the shoulder boulder holders? Computer features you really need. It's a bit old, but then, so is that $2000 paper weight you're using right now. Three [very very short] Movie Reviews #405 from 665. The Super Big Ulti-mate Picture Post Match! Another one of my pathetic attempts draw people to the FORUM. It's sad, really. 9-11-02
It's been a year. What the President has learned since 9-11. Just in time for war, it the Full Metal Jacket Soundboard. And just to remind you what we're supposedly fighting to protect, Overview of Changes to Legal Rights! The End of Empire Great powers come, great powers go. Just when are our days numbered, I wonder. The America Project Radio documenting the real people, in their own words. From NPR and This American Life. Judo team vs. carjacker Guess who won? Viking Quest Flash edu-tainment by BBC, your mission, as proud pagan Vikings, go raid, plunder a monastery. Killing Christians extra bonus. 9-13-02
IRAQ ATTACKS! The nightmare scenario from Bob the Angry Flower. Cartoonist + Multiple Personality Disorder = Cuckoo Comics Book Wyrms High Fantasy meets moldy library meets keenspace. Sprited Away Disney Press Kit I love reading PR, don't you? Simply, everybody was fantastic. Twisted Kaiju Theater at Neo Monster Island. Udon Comics Where the hell are the people who CAN draw, you ask? A collective of Asian/Anime/Video Game/Manga influenced professionals (they get paid for things). Big in Japan Hey, you, are you a twenty-somthing unemployed collage grad? Wanna see the world, teach English? Very good radio piece from Sound Print. (In the old days the only people were the usual liberal arts types guys with some interest in Buddhism or Martial Arts. Of course, that was in the Bubble Economy days. I hear the JET program is chock full of Otaku theses days... (I was gonna go to Korea for that, but as I'm still considered a Korean national, I'd be drafted in to the army!)) "All the Way Broken is the audio diary of Iolene Catalano, a former heroin addict and prostitute. She was born on May 10, 1948, in a carnival trailer in Pennsylvania. Her mother was an exotic dancer and her father ran a crooked carnival concession. She spent her childhood in orphanages, reform schools, and mental institutions. By age twenty, she was living on the streets of New York City as a prostitute, thief, and some-time rock-and-roll singer. Iolene was diagnosed with HIV one month after she shot heroin for the last time." From Sound Protraits. German
Scrip of the 20's "In 1920s Germany, the post-W.W.
I economy was in a disastrous shambles. The official Reichsbank note
was all but worthless. By the end of 1923, one American dollar was worth
4,210,500,000,000 marks. Government mints churning out notes couldn't
keep up with inflation—the demand for money was too great. Therefore,
German towns were allowed to print their own emergency scrip, called
Notgeld." 9-16-02 The archive page is still empty so here's the original never finished Chink-Man saga for those who want to refresh their memory. Yes, it's meant to be funny. Okay, this is pretty weird. A simple Google image search for "kungfool" reveled this pic of a 15 inch tall naked May (with some normal sized feet for comparison). Apparently there is a whole fetish devoted to shrinking women (also humongous women, etc.) and this original panel from Kung Fool v.3 (#1.2) was hacked out to create the pic. Going up a couple of directories reveals the main site, "T |
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