Apr 2, 03  

Children's Books Online  "The Rosetta Project:  the largest collection of illustrated antique children's books on line...we think."

Battle Fields  & Surviving the Peace.  The Digital Journalist.

I love Egg Ninja Gaiden.  Hard Boiled Ninja fun (via RPD.) Check out the original site, I love egg.com for more egg themed Flash 'toons.

Weird, but not unpleasent well-animated Flash short featuring a baby and two teddy bears.  I don't know, "ChibiLadyEpona" sent me the link.

You might need to know "McBeth" to get this one...

Bored of the War coverage, just want the facts, try the Iraq-o-Meter!  Also check the "about" section.

Song Meanings "Welcome to SongMeanings, the site that's all about music and you! SongMeanings is more than just a site with a bunch of lyrics, we're a community. You can comment on any song, add what you think the song is about, or what it means to you."

Online Etch-A-Sketch.  Don't forget to shake, shake, shake!

A War Drug Carol  An X-mas themed comic strip about the drug war... strange... but quite a find.

A Butt for You! You know the Wonderbra? Yeah, this is for guys' derriers.

And now... The Toliet PC.  Sigh...

Tiny RC Racers  Small, very small.

Robots Have Feelings Too   A group art show.  

IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA...WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU LEAVE!  Quote of the day from Metafilter :
"Right-wing extremist nutjobs are incapable of making the distinction between loathing them and 'hating America.'
Part of what makes them so loathesome is their arrogance.
A perfect example of their arrogance is the inability to distinguish between loathing them and 'hating America'."

Apr 4, 03  Quote of the day: "Why don't Hussein's troops and paramilitaries just line up in neat columns and march into the desert so we can simply annihilate them, neatly and efficiently, from the air?

Peace Portraits "The public requires a more intimate portrayal of those who demonstrate, one that portrays the thought process and humanity inherent in their perspective. These portraits put a face on opinions, and that makes their voices harder to deny."

~~ MrWong's Soup'Partments ~~ Get Your Apartment Today!   Lot's of pics on the page, but, very cool!

The Visualized Cost of Operation Iraqi Liberation  "A lot of people don't really understand how much money is at stake with the Iraq "crusade". This diagram could help you to understand what the USA is doing, and what are it's main goals."

THE UNITED STATES AND THE IRAN-IRAQ WAR  "The Iran-Iraq war was not a conflict between good and evil. But though both regimes were repugnant, it was the people of the two countries who served as the cannon fodder, and thus ending the war as soon as possible was a humane imperative. Instead of lending its good offices to mediation efforts and diplomacy, however, Washington maneuvered for advantage, trying to gain vis-a-vis the Soviet Union and to undercut the left. The United States provided intelligence information, bogus and real, to both sides, provided arms to one side, funded paramilitary exile groups, sought military bases, and sent in the U.S. Navy -- and all the while Iranians and Iraqis died."

Musicfilter  Metafilter for Music.

Use the natural squatting position safely and comfortably with Nature's Platform. This is, like, So true.  And you won't even have to read up on how to use [Asian] style toilet.

I am very sorry.

MOLECULES OF THE  MONTH  Sex-Sy!  How 'bout that ASPARTAME, AKA Nutra-sweet™, that crap in Diet Drinks. "Both aspartate and glutamate act as neurotransmitters in the brain, carrying information from neuron to neuron. When there is an excess of neurotransmitter, certain neurons are killed by allowing too much calcium into the cells. This influx causes excessive numbers of free radicals to build up which kill the cells. The neural cell damage that is caused by excessive aspartate and glutamate is the reason they are referred to as ‘excitotoxins’: they ‘excite’ or stimulate the neural cells to death."  What a hottie! 

Or you can always try Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names.

Pimp Hats  This reminds me of Sinfest, for some reason.

"Studio 8's Comics Report #3, for those of you who would like to read the Sunday comics in your local newspaper, but don’t have the time, energy, or will to do so, Studio 8 is providing you with the following report."

Aporisms Galor!  More pith then you can shake a stick at.  Love and Hate, brings pretty good ones to mind.

Vote to Impeach  Now I'm no fan of the current Pres, but I have a feeling this won't be as successful as the it could be. It's just a feeling.

And you know, I've been thinking... and I've realized I was wrong.  Yeah, THIS WAR IS AWESOME! C'mon, kids, All I'm Saying is, Give War a Chance!

Can The World of Star Trek Help Americans Understand Muslims and their Culture of Terror?

The 8th wonder of the world...  Tampon Henge

New! The Spankie Facial Shield  Has Ghastly seen this?

The Naked Cowboy's Place on the Web  That dude that playes the guitar in his underwas in Times Square.  I swear he must be in a million snapshots of tourist from all over the world.

"Welcome to Atheists for Jesus! A Site designed to provide a method of communication between religious and non-religious people who believe in the message of love and kindness put forth by Jesus."  Hmm...

Are you tired?  Try tired.com

Philosopher Playmate Profiles  and   Headlines Made from Anagrams of Osama Bin Laden

The Wondrous Vulva Puppet™  Educational!

End of Existence  The End.

Apr 8, 03
The Press and the Myths of War  "The narrative we are fed about war by the state, the entertainment industry and the press is a myth. And this myth is seductive. It empowers and ennobles us. It boosts rating and sells newspapers--William Randolph Hearst owed his fortune to it. It allows us to suspend individual conscience, maybe even consciousness, for the cause."

Rocket Pack Fantasy  Sigh…  From Bolt City.

Lord Bless This Defender of Freedom Figurine "No matter where his mission takes him, he'll never be beyond the reach of God's protection. As the brave members of the U.S. military head out to defend our freedom, it's comforting to know that each one is sheltered in the loving hands of God."

Lynx Lips  Hey, sexy, you know how to turn a woman on? Just type.

I Should Not Be Allowed To Say The Following Things About America

The Star of David Shuriken- as used by the clandestine and terribly mysterious secret societies of Jewish Ninjas.   Funny, but not $10 funny.

Hey, the Japanes dude who drew "Blame!" is doing a Wolverine mini-series called "Snikt."  The second cover looks SO choice, but the story seems typical marvel-lame.  Just drop the cash cow right in to the Blame world or something... wait for the trade.  And speaking of Marvel, WTF is this?

Flag-0-Rama!  A bunch of people are spining in their graves... don't worry, it be satire.

51 Rules of Power Metal  &  101 Rules of Black Metal

Anna Nicole Smith on the 1900 Series  RouterGod reporter and Catalyst enthusiast Tom Hatton was tasked with interviewing Anna Nicole Smith about the Cisco Catalyst 1900 series of switches.

Nick tells me that The Onion-ish TV Go Home is the cat's pajamas, go see if he's just full of it or not.

The Cultural History of "Cunt"  Mike sent me this link.  I don't know, unless you're really in the c-word and linguistics.. it's a pretty damn long dissertation..

Apr 9, 03
Not in Our Name  Groove, righteously.

All Your Base Are Belong To Us  A Baghdad snapshot.

Day by Day  It be comic strip.

Boondocks be the bomb!

Dachshund Early Comics  Old School.  Real old school.

Everything is Wrong  blog.

Maru Production  Neat little animations of the anime-ish varieties.  Or go directly to the "Flash" section.

The Mniature Earth   Think.  Feel.  Hope. Change.

Stone Pages  Stonehenge, stone circles, dolmens, ancient standing stones, cairns, barrows, hillforts and archaeology of megalithic Europe.

IQs in various countries

Don't do drugs, Don't shoplift.

Wooden Planter Computer

Miniature Book Library  Tiny!

The Offical Naked Skydiving Page

Elizabeth McGrath  "*these are not real taxidermy animals! They are made from armature wire, foam, fabrics, old leather & fur jackets and epoxy, with the occasional piece of road kill"

You are where you live  What kind of person are you?

Apr 9, 03

Baghdad Falls  Smiling faces toppling the statue of the hated dictator.  But... but... but... but... aw, fuck it.  It's a great day.  I concede this to you, David Gannon, come what may, we did one thing right.  Discuss amongst yourselves.

All Your Iraq Are Belong To U.S.  Not the pic linked earlier, but a full adaptation of the original AYBABTU Flash vid with the current war in mind.   An old fashioned woo-rah for "our boys" that is, in a way, charming yet achingly sad.  Serious "Top Gun" flashback when the guitar solo hits.

Apr 10, 03  I've noticed how much of the strip actually takes place in cars.  Anywhere else on earth but the States, they could have taken place on side walks, buses, or even subways.  We do spend a large chunks of our waking lives trapped inside of these things..  But hey, it is L.A., n'est pas?

Welcome to Disinfopedia, a collaborative project to produce a directory of public relations firms, think tanks, industry-funded organizations and industry-friendly experts that work to influence public opinion and public policy on behalf of corporations, governments and special interests.

The Ghashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey  He's a dead old cartoonist, made murder fun.  A Gothic sense of humor.

U.N.: Iraqi children may confuse rations, bomblets  Oh, JOY. They're both bright fun happy yellow, but only one has Kit-Kat, the other has AMPUTATION.

Naked  Ordinary people talk about nudity in culture and stuff, while being naked.

"Welcome all you crazy bitches to KenshinIsGay.com! This fuckin' AWESOME website is devoted to exposing the biggest FAG of all-time, Kenshin Himura!!! Kenshin Himura, a total candy-ass faggot, is the main character of the Japanese comix/cartoon series "Rurouni Kenshin", or as it known in the United States "Samurai X." Rurouni Kenshin is the tale about a motherfucking badass MANSLAYER named Kenshin, who fought in this war and shit in ancient Japan. HOWEVER, the series isn't about that! It's about how KENSHIN is a total FAG since he something "bad" happened to him during the war, and now he is a homeless bum, a total pussy who won't kill a fly."   No comment.

Xiao Xiao movie by Zhu Zhq  The stick figure Kung Fu guy, he kept making more! "That guy" also recommends Flash Stuff.

Newtype USA passes 100,000 copies  "As manga book collections keep American comics struggling for shelfspace and anime series continue to captivate the viewing public, the inability of American comics to hold popular interest looks less and less like some structural flaw in the medium, and more like a simple failure of imagination among the nation's largest comics publishers. The bookbuying public has no problem with buying comics -- they just don't give a rat's ass about what the majority of the homegrown industry has to sell."

Yet another Japanes Flash short taken out of context and labled "wacky."  It is pretty fucked up, though.

This made me scared  Can't say I wouldn't be creeped either.

Internet Toilet Roll Browser  The best way to end a flame war.  

Cloud Burstin'  Kinda fun, is it relaxing?

Explanation of Anime Smileys  #543 of 665.

US soldiers in Iraq asked to pray for Bush  Insert over-privileged draft-dodging AWOL drunk-driving born-again fundy-nutcase corporate-whore joke here.  No, never liked Clinton much either.

Addicting Games  Kiss your productivity goodbye.  Breakout 365 is pretty neat.

my collection of air sickness bags: I'd like to thank especially my friends and colleagues at Siemens Medical Solutions for their contributions to my collection

Red-Haired Barbarians  The Dutch and other foreigners in Nagasaki and Yokohama, 1800-1865  40 Japanese prints from the NEHA collection.

Jason Shiga's Journal  He draws Fleep. Why should you care?

Internet Squgee Guy  Hey buddy, got a buck?

Do you have a handlebar moustache? Then the Handlebar Club is the club for you!

Pirated Sites  Monkey see, monkey do. Web design ripoffs.

Not exactly The Straight Dope, but it's got some fun info about Ye Olde English Sayings

Apr 16, 03
0PERATI0N NUK0REA  Chilling Flash text-based art piece depicting the absolute worse case scenario.  Depressing, but neat.  (Even L.A. isn't safe and say goodbye to all you precious Jap. crap too.  "No, no more anime if Tokyo get nuked!!!!!")  Well, at least we're talking...  From Y0UNG-HAE CHANG HEAVY INDUSTRIES, one of the few Flash based Art sites. Lots of good stuff with plain text and Jazz.  I like PERFECT_ARTISTIC_WEB_SITE, the damn thing goes on forever. For a more interpersonal touch, try THE_END, about a break up.

Coffee Brain  Is comic strip. Rob apparently e-mailed me twice about it.  Go see if his persistence paid off.

the Surveillance Camera Players: completely distrustful of all government.

Saddam's 'love shack' discovered  "Who's my creampuff?"  I heard Richard.F.Burst lost his cherry there.

Witchfondler Presidential 2004 Candidate Poll  The Olsen Twins have a strong lead, but Buddha's catching up!

Celebrate diversity with the Racial Slur Database.  Sean likes to practice at the local DMV.

Milkmen: Fathers Who Breastfeed  "I first became interested in male lactation in 1978 after reading Dana Raphael's book, The Tender Gift: Breastfeeding. Although Raphael only dealt with the subject briefly, she did say that men can and have produced milk after stimulating their nipples."

Holy Virginity  Flash game where, you're Joseph, can you stop the Holy Sprit from impregnating your wife?

how to make a starship enterprise out of an old floppy disk  Isn't this really old?  I don't remember.

Scratch & Sniff   "Please Note: It is very important to follow the instructions in order for this to work!"

Bob Armstrong's Old Jigsaw Puzzles  Handmade!

Apr 17, 03 A lot of people ask where I get them links, so I'll tell you now. I steal aquire them from these sites.  Yea, thou art free, never needs thou come henceforth thus!

Apr 20, 03  ~This Sunday, I am sad~

 Big Bad Chinese Mama  Now these are the kind bitches I like!
"Inside are contained the "demure lotus blossoms," the "geishas," the "oriental sluts"-- whatever you had imagined in your patriarchal, colonialist longings. These women will take you by storm (and will kick your ass). Yeah, you've seen mail order bride sites before, you may have even surfed over to an Asian porn site, but never in your wildest culturally commodifying sick sexual desires, have you been schooled by women (womyn) like this!"  

Emily sent me this 31 MB movie of five K-dudes in a makeshift video for R.Kelly's latest song.  Dare I describe it as "wacky?" Dare I??!!

Why The Anti-War Movement Was Right   "From the moment that statue of Saddam hit the ground, the mood around the Rumsfeld campfire has been all high-fives, I-told-you-sos, and endless smug prattling about how the speedy fall of Baghdad is proof positive that those who opposed the invasion of Iraq were dead wrong.
What utter nonsense. In fact, the speedy fall of Baghdad proves the anti-war movement was dead right."

Bush is not a Nazi…  Oh man, these guys really don't like the pres, I mean REALLY don't like him... Neat info on the Bush family Nazi connection and a spiffy song at the end.  Did I mention they REALLY don't like him?

Ukiyo Erotic Japanese Prints  This was what passed for hentai pics a hundred years ago.

Really Bad Quotes -- Yes they really said that...

General Motors' Destruction of California Transit Systems  Assholes.

My Cat Hates You  You know why?  This is why.

VNN (Racist) Movie Reviews!  From a "white" point of view.

APR 28, 03

Mix of the Week  Very very nice.
Very nice. 
Did I say it was very nice? 
It's also phat.
Very phat.
And kinda ill, too.

Worried about anarchy in Iraq?  Don't worry.  Looting, it's an American tradition!

Worried about SARS?  Don't worry.  Hong Kong will take your breath away!

Swordsman  One more anime-ish Kung Fu Flash "animated series."  A lot of work, regardless.

How 2 Be Uh Thug With What You've Got  "So you've got a closet full of L.L. Bean and Hanes. I can help you take these bland threads and transform them in to some ghetto fabulous-ass shit! People will quiver when you come around. You will get loot and mad bitches. And mad respect, too"

Anywhere US of A, pointed out to me by my father.

Crying Project  Boo-hoo.

Photoshop fun gets photographer fired.   Keep it in Fark, asshat. (Lots 'o pics)

Busy Marquee  Low rent sabotage + scrabble.

Priest teaches about Buddhism through comics

Vintage Girlie Mag Covers  What Gramps used to "fondle" with he was your age.

Myths and Legends &  The Camelot Project

Internet Indecencies  Naughty vegetables and other sundry snacks.

Ugly Bridesmaid Dress  Isn't that implied already?

Vietnamese prostitutes have been taking English classes to improve their chances.  *Sigh*  Ok, I'll say it.  Me… Me… Me so horny.  *SIGH*  Me love you long time…!  *Sigh*

Zippo Tricks.  I don't smoke.

The Brick Apple  NYC in Lego.

Lake Superior State University Issues 2003 List Of Banished Words  "‘Make no mistakes about it,’ Lake Superior State University issued its 28th annual ‘extreme’ List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness, which the world needs ‘now, more than ever.’"

"Licensed to Kill, Inc. is a tobacco company. We knowingly kill people for profit. And we're proud of it. In fact, it is the explicit aim of our corporation"

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May 1, 03  Of course May Day is also International Workers' Day.

Danny sent me this scan of some news photo, didn't include any context, but it pretty much describe our times.  (Update: Steve sent me this link about the said photo.)

Feeling blue, Jason suggests this gallery to lighten you up.  (He is a very very sick man.)  Warning: puppies!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA...WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU LEAVE!
or
IF YOU DON'T LIKE FREE SPEECH... HAVE WE GOT AN IDEA FOR YOU! (via Martin/'Rigg')

Penises, Pain and the Progressives: How America Prepared for the 20th-Century by Cutting Off Its Foreskins. (via Vincent)

Kirk want you to read his webcomic IJFID , as does Mike with his, Adventure @ 545

You all saw this fake Nokia commercial featuring a cat + ceiling fan = hilarity, right? (WMV file, via C Filipe)

Write on!  Site devoted to up and coming writers discussing… writing.

TokyoPop publishes Yaoi.  Scroll down for some books you'll never see around here.

KALASHNIKOV WITH MP3  Bang!

Peace Activist Etiquette  An efficent way to deal with those whiny commie pinko faggots.  (The funny thing is, that's the way I handle flag jerking warmongers… verbally of course.)

Post-9/11 Hollywood: The Films They Dare Not Make Today.

.Do you love the Iraqi Information Minister?  Well, he's attempting to surrender to US forces, but we don't want him!

Lord of the Rings unused audio commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, part one and part two.  Or just read the novelization.

The Secret Museum - A collection of explicit conceptual works.

NY subways are doing away with tokens, say a tearful goodbye to The Token Suckers!  (Yes, it's disgusting as it sounds.)

Peep Research.

May 2, 03
Is Love Colorblind?  "While interracial marriage is increasingly accepted by whites, a surprising number of Asian men and black women are bitterly opposed. Why?"   Essentially, in an integrated society, in open competition, black males top out to rank the most masculine and Asian females the most feminine. Caucasians in the middle, Asian males and black females get the short ends of the stick.  (via DFG, who I hear, is one more Ofay marrried to a Big Black Buck.  All I can say is, "Where the white women at!")

Blazing Saddles Sounds Page  The greatest movie ever made about Race in America.

Ebon-Aide™    Anybody old enough to remember when Pink crayons were labeled "Flesh?"

The Secrets of September 11 The White House is battling to keep a report on the terror attacks secret. Does the 2004 election have anything to do with it?  Can you say,"Politicians covering their asses?" 

Rummy's North Korea Connection What did Donald Rumsfeld know about ABB's deal to build nuclear reactors there? And why won't he talk about it?  Zzzz… I don't know… what the hell's the point, ey?  I dont' know about you, man, but I'm gonna go look at some porn or something …like Sexxx or Something else?

Jeff Russell's STARSHIP DIMENSIONS  "This site is intended to allow science fiction fans to get an impression of the true scale of their favorite science fiction spacecraft by being able to campare ships accross genres, as well as being able to compare them with contemporary objects with which they are probably familiar."

Make Up

Angel Moxie  You know a comic can be nothing more then "cute."  It's not the worse thing in the world to be.

Asinine Eva  Wow, this is SO 1999.  Who could have guessed after 8 years the show would still spawn crude parody strips…

Hello Jesus

Battle Royal Cosplay.  Why not? (Battle Royal is a cult movie, that's like "Lord of the Flies" meets "Survivor.")  Bonus: Battle Royal II trailer.

Analysis of a "Snuff Video"-- Is it Real?  "I have been recently asked several times to evaluate a short video segment which has been distributed on the internet. The video appears to show an actual homicide in which a woman is shot at close range. While the video segment was produced with some skill, there are several significant flaws which I believe, indicate that this was not an actual homicide but a staged scene which has also been digitally altered."   The video is obviously an amateur work, but the physics of a gun shot is very interesting.

Juvenile Japanese TV  " You never know what strange thing you are going to see on Japanese TV but the easiest to find is the late night girly programs. Think the girly segments of Benny Hill times 10 or the Man's Show except only about oggling girls." 

May 3, 03  Yeah, yeah, I know I'm late, what else is new right?  I just wanted to remind you, it's FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!   Ha!  Fucking LOSERS!! 
If you think that's harsh, you've obviously never been in a comic book shop…   

But now here's some GREAT comics!

California Costume  Part of  Incredible Stuff I Made.

Body Scans  A woman + scanner.  (Apparently sponsored by a… mail-order bride site?)

Booty Babes  Va-va-BOOM!

Bush Regime Playing Cards  Catch'em all!

Bush caught doing a Ford.  Chevy Chase somwhere smiles.

Los Angeles Magazine profiling Jack Chick, the Fundamentalist Christian and and arguably one of the largest publisher of comics in USA. You can read all his treasures online as well.

Einstein and Newton showed signs of autism.  K-mart sucks.  Yeah, yeah, definitely not my underwear.

Illuminated manuscripts from the 12th to 16th centuries

May 5, 03   While looking for something in the hard drive, I found this funny as hell great CG pic of a Goth Punk Pink Chick.  (by Mass Game. Original url: http://raider.cool.ne.jp/jpg3/450_2.jpg  Currently 404)
It rocks so much, I 'm using it as the wallpaper. 
(Yes, I like to keep the desktop that clean and as you can tell, I'm also using OS X now.  Is very pretty, but all them alpha transparency thingies are slowing a lot of apps down.  My three year old G4 needs more memory… bastards!)

Homocidal Japanese [Korean, actually] Shockwave Stress Doll  Did you think Poke the Bunny was fun? Well, shooting this guy in the groin is about 300 times more fun!

Bad Ass Dolls  Cutting edge lameness

God and Allah need to talk.

Comics suck.

America 24/7 "What does it mean to be American? What do we believe in? How are we perceived by the world? Does Hollywood tell your story? The media? The government? Here's a chance to tell your own story with digital photos."

GUYS!  The GREATEST use of Flash EVER.  Probably NSFW, but it's educational too boot!  (Girls, your eyeballs'll have to work overtime rolling backwards for this one.)

The Shakespearean Insult Kit

Will The Real Hussein Please Stand Up?   (Flash)  Wow, this became old pretty fast, ey?

ProBush.com  "I had made it clear to the world that either you're with us or you're with the enemy, and that doctrine still stands"

Traitor: If you do not support our President's decisions you are a traitor.

Janeane Garofalo Won't Back Down  "But as it became abundantly clear that no one was getting on TV talking about this, and when I was specifically approached by the founders of Win Without War and some people at MoveOn.org, I said yes. And I wasn't reluctant about it. I can't stand watching history roll right over us. It's like they're asking you to bend over, put your head in the sand, and put a flag in your ass. "

ERROR 404 - File Not Found  "No there is no page here. There is no page within a hundred kilobytes of here."

The Matrix: It's Harry Potter with guns.  I'm too OLD for Matrix, guess better stay with the four-eyed git.

New sub-atomic particle confounds theory   Why can't these punk quarks just behave?

Wow, there ARE angels!  (from this Burning Man photo gallery)
Also, Baby, I AM the Bomb!

May 6, 03  Slap the Bastards!

Carliving.com  Guide to living in your car.  Aw cripes, I just know this is gonna come pretty useful someday.

the madonna remix project  "in a vain attempt to stop P2P users swapping songs from Madonna's 'American Life' album, the lady herself released a series of 'dummy' files onto KaZaA. these are full length files but only the first few seconds contain sound, a recording of Madonna saying 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?'. presumably this was supposed to inspire guilt and repentant hearts in the sinful 'thieves'... but instead it seems to have been counterproductive... such a perfect sample is just crying out to be remixed!"

SARS Watch™ Org

No Pants Day  Do your part!

Ghettopoly™ Board Game "Buying stolen properties, pimpin hoes, building crack houses and projects, paying protection fees and getting car jacked are some of the elements of the game."  Man, that's pretty F-ed up…

DOCTOR-APPROVED Scientific Breakthrough that will transform a Non-Virgin girl into a complete virgin! Experience the pain and bleeding on the first night as if you were a real virgin!

Kaboom! (Flash game)

The Tiramisu Song. & A Tribute to Cheese. (Silly Flash)

Boohbah Zone (Surreal Flash)

BLOCKDEATH: A Museum of [Lego] Horrors

Thundercats Ho!  as per Theory of Erotic Art and Fan Art  Brrr… furries…

Onion AV Club interview with animator Peter "Skinny Ass People in fetish gear" Chung.

May 7,03

Do black people love you?  No?  Why not Rent-A-Negro!  (via Metafilter)

Hey all you modding geeks, check out the PC Doll, "Ellen"   From Japan, as if you needed to ask… and yes, the fan is located in her ass. (via Geisha Asobi)

SARS instant message icons

L33t  Garfield  Funny. (~100 images on one page!)

US: 'Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction'  Who cares?  USA! USA! We're #1!

Welcome to MacSleazy  For all your hot Mac erotic needs. (via Coolio)

How To Communicate With A Deaf Hooker

"I've been watching the Al-Jazeera live video feed for days now and I've come to the conclusion that most of the women reporters very well fall into the "I'd hit it!" category. Simply vote for each of the reporters in the following screen captures:"

"As a bartender, I have experienced all sorts of customers.  The good ones and the terrible ones, usually in the same shift.  The terrible customers are uncommon, and the good ones are even less common.  The normal customers unfortunately tend to be closer to bad customers than good customers.  I present to you a guide for making your experience at a bar more pleasant."

Designing the Perfect Bra?  Finite element analysis and a high isotactic polypropylene homopolymer....

Natural wonders prove Kim Jong-Il's divinity  "It was raining before Kim's visit to the factory. But, the moment he arrived, it slowly stopped and the trees in the compound of the factory looked fresh, it said." (via WF)

Toilegami  The Practical Bathroom Book

So you've spent $5,000+ on a Real Doll and you've had sex with the thing a bunch of times, so what do you do now?  Why dress her up as Ayanami Rei, of course!

TEEN LINGO  "Are you down with the lingo that kids use today? Don't get caught using the old school words that just don't fly! Get up to date quick with Jonathan's Dictionary!" (via MF)

WARREN BUFFETT, the US investor whose folksy style masks one of the shrewdest minds in corporate America, used the annual gathering of his Berkshire Hathaway vehicle to launch a fierce attack on US executive greed and President Bush’s planned tax cuts.  (via MF)

 I've heard and read of "I kiss you!!!" Mahir, of course, but I've never actually seen his original sight.

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