SKIP
on down to the COMIC
What's
Happening:
The silly plot is over, more or less. And now the
whole thing is just
one long action sequence held together to the rhythm of
the gags.
Current
characters:
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Ignatia Hesset, Idgie, Kid Detective,
Scamp.
Stranded at the
Mansion during a blizzard with her au pair, Nell,
while investigating a murder, they are caught
in supernatural intrigues of the Order. Currently
in the process of rescuing Nell with the help
of Kenpoochi.
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Nell McCormick, Au Pair, Nanny, Tentacle
Bait.
Stranded at the
Mansion during a blizzard with the brat, Idgie,
while investigating a murder, they are caught
in supernatural intrigues of the Order. Currently
in the process of being molested with the assumed
plan on being consumed by an icky supernatural
entity.
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Count Lazuli Montandue De Kimchi,
Old dude, the bad guy, Colonel Sanders.
The leader of the
mysterious Order. Currently undertaking their
regularly scheduled ritual sacrifice to a supernatural
entity in exchange for unspecified powers and
such. Kicks ass, takes names, etc.
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Robert
Smith, Kenpachi, Kenpoochi, the Smelly Ronin.
A former high ranking
member of the Order, escaped to Japan where he became
retarded.. or something and assumed an entirely
new identity inside out. Unconsciously came back
to confront his past, got his ass kicked.
Currently in idiot savant mode, convinced by Idgie
to help rescue Nell, the "Moon Princess"
from the evil clutches of the Deceptacons.
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Name Unknown,
"Mrs. Hamphire," Kung Fu chick.
Unknown agent from
an unspecified organization sent to infiltrate the
Order. Kicks ass, takes names,etc. Uncovered and
captured by the Order, currently attempting to escape
from the said premises. From Manitoba, Canada.
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Hsyku-Gunim,
Great Lesser One, the tentacle monster du jour,
a gag gone too far.
The entity summoned
by the order in their regularly scheduled ritual
sacrificial ceremony. Indifferent to the fate of
mankind, etc...
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Various
Members of the Order, Minions, Henchmen, Target
Practice, Cannon Fodder.
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